Dont be a BOOB  pass that DUBE!!#%%!!

Hey t shirt companys DONT BE SHY....LETS GET HIGH!!

If i put a piece of bread to my head.....Does it then become wonder bread???

I think the penguin was made because batman and mr freeze ah...Mated. I know right MIND BLOWN!!!

IS THAT A BLUNT....OR U JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME!#%?

Workout slogan ......DONT BE A PHATTTY......SMOKE ONE!!!!

Dont have a stroke take a fat ass toke TEE SHIRT SLOGAN BAM!!!!!

If someone fucked a spider would they make peter parker????

I just farted and i swear it said......WELCOME TO AMERICA!!!!!

Hey fans YOU KNOWWW! just sayin all of this amazing literature does just pop in my head....I SMOKE A LOT OF CHEEEBA CHEEEBA!!!!!!!!!!

If i ate a whole box of cereal in one sittin does that mean im a .......Cereal killer.... Oh snap!!!

OH MY GOODNESSS GUYS I GOT IT -- BUILD A BONG WORKSHOP u come in happy ._.But leave as  stoned as your mom is right now!!!!!!

Why are they called cheet-as do they cheat on there wifes??I wonder

Why was i born with two pea holes i can only seem to fit on one toilet?

Whats crackalackin evreryone im eric and my blog is about the very wierd and unusaual things u think about while as stoned as in the 1800s ha get it lol so her is my firtst medicated thought or questions=why do feet smell like i made a cheese sandwitch then pooted on it !!??